It is fucking cold.....we just cut benson open and are warming up inside of him
eric
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
BABY SMASHING
DRUNK
PETE
vol. 1
Chapter One
So this morning I woke up at 1:30 hung over as balls with blood on my face, a bandaid on my hand that looked as if it was applied by a monkey, and that horrible feeling that I did something retarded the night before. Of course, I was correct in this assumption. I swear, blacking out is the closest thing to time travel that I will ever accomplish. It is like an exact scene out of Terminator: One day I am bro-ing out with the band, having a couple of drinks, then suddenly I am naked in the fetal position the next day nauseous ready to fucking kill somebody. But I digress; what sort of night led to this trainwreck of a friday morning? Unfortunately, I don't have enough time nor the actual recollection of last night's events to accurately describe what took place. However with the aid of my associates, we have been able to compile a rough list of the events that took place from 7:30 pm to 5:00 am....
Chapter Two
So yesterday was the day Hello Midnight designated for our annual Secret Santa Holiday Party. After picking up a bottle of the world's shittiest Cognac for Prolow, I headed home to find a bright orange reminder of just how destitute we are on the door. That's right. The officials of Jersey City officially condemned our house saying that it is "UNSAFE FOR HUMAN OCCUPANCY." Stellar. Naturally we decided to celebrate this dubious event after practice by exchanging Secret Santa presents (all of which were alcohol) and having ourselves a private holiday party. Now to be perfectly honest, none of us can say with any certainty exactly what happened over the course of the night because we all got as shitfaced as we could possibly get. However, after sitting down and fleshing out what we all could remember, we were able to create this rough list of last night's events...
Shirtless iPod karaoke (Bon Jovi was a particularly popular selection)
Smashing of the Baby Bass
Smashing of the Prolow
Cutting open my Hand/War-Painting my face with blood
Secret Santa
Flexing Contest
Clap Push-up Demonstration
HITZ domination (Eric, suck a dick)
Cigarette Scavenger Hunt
Shitfaced Landscape Painting
Summer Sausage Smorgasbord (there was actually a piece of deli meat)
Inventing of Secret Handshakes
ERIC FINALLY SLEPT IN HIS BED
Here is a video of when the baby got smashed....
When I first sat down to write this, I thought I was going to have to give a play by play account of how the night unfolded. However after listing all the stupid shit we did, I feel like the night sort of describes itself.
Alright my babies, that's all for now. Right now we are all just sitting around recovering and watching some amazing seventies movie called Cheerleaders Beach Party. Honestly, I'm not 100% sure that it isnt a porn. Anyway, keep listening. stay classy.
xoxoxoxoxox
BENSOAUHHNasnfdasflkjsaifudsafasldslksamdalsfdvmda
PETE
vol. 1
Chapter One
So this morning I woke up at 1:30 hung over as balls with blood on my face, a bandaid on my hand that looked as if it was applied by a monkey, and that horrible feeling that I did something retarded the night before. Of course, I was correct in this assumption. I swear, blacking out is the closest thing to time travel that I will ever accomplish. It is like an exact scene out of Terminator: One day I am bro-ing out with the band, having a couple of drinks, then suddenly I am naked in the fetal position the next day nauseous ready to fucking kill somebody. But I digress; what sort of night led to this trainwreck of a friday morning? Unfortunately, I don't have enough time nor the actual recollection of last night's events to accurately describe what took place. However with the aid of my associates, we have been able to compile a rough list of the events that took place from 7:30 pm to 5:00 am....
Chapter Two
So yesterday was the day Hello Midnight designated for our annual Secret Santa Holiday Party. After picking up a bottle of the world's shittiest Cognac for Prolow, I headed home to find a bright orange reminder of just how destitute we are on the door. That's right. The officials of Jersey City officially condemned our house saying that it is "UNSAFE FOR HUMAN OCCUPANCY." Stellar. Naturally we decided to celebrate this dubious event after practice by exchanging Secret Santa presents (all of which were alcohol) and having ourselves a private holiday party. Now to be perfectly honest, none of us can say with any certainty exactly what happened over the course of the night because we all got as shitfaced as we could possibly get. However, after sitting down and fleshing out what we all could remember, we were able to create this rough list of last night's events...
Shirtless iPod karaoke (Bon Jovi was a particularly popular selection)
Smashing of the Baby Bass
Smashing of the Prolow
Cutting open my Hand/War-Painting my face with blood
Secret Santa
Flexing Contest
Clap Push-up Demonstration
HITZ domination (Eric, suck a dick)
Cigarette Scavenger Hunt
Shitfaced Landscape Painting
Summer Sausage Smorgasbord (there was actually a piece of deli meat)
Inventing of Secret Handshakes
ERIC FINALLY SLEPT IN HIS BED
Here is a video of when the baby got smashed....
When I first sat down to write this, I thought I was going to have to give a play by play account of how the night unfolded. However after listing all the stupid shit we did, I feel like the night sort of describes itself.
Alright my babies, that's all for now. Right now we are all just sitting around recovering and watching some amazing seventies movie called Cheerleaders Beach Party. Honestly, I'm not 100% sure that it isnt a porn. Anyway, keep listening. stay classy.
xoxoxoxoxox
BENSOAUHHNasnfdasflkjsaifudsafasldslksamdalsfdvmda
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Happy Belated Tuesday (Burnt Out Stars)
hello.
We have just released our new song "Burnt out Stars" on Facebook, Myspace, and here on our Awesome Blog. Please Check it out and let us know what you think. There will be an informative entry to follow but i must run. Check it out now!
Safe
M
LINKS
Burnt Out Stars
We have just released our new song "Burnt out Stars" on Facebook, Myspace, and here on our Awesome Blog. Please Check it out and let us know what you think. There will be an informative entry to follow but i must run. Check it out now!
Safe
M
LINKS
Burnt Out Stars
Friday, December 5, 2008
Official Response to Mr. Yowaiski's Challenge.
With respect, I, Peter Rudolph, decline the proposed NHL Hitz/Cottage Cheese/Pushup Challenge.
xoxoxox
bensoansodansfla
ps: eric go fuck yourself
xoxoxox
bensoansodansfla
ps: eric go fuck yourself
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Two things
1.) "Burnt Out Stars" is going to be next week's song, which I'm very excited about - you should be excited too.
2.) I want to publicly challenge Benson to a best of three match of Hitz 2002 - Capitals vs Bruins. Loser has to eat a large quantity of cottage cheese and then do 100 push ups. (Other suggestions for the loser's fate will be considered).
Cheers,
Eric
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
IT IS TUESDAY: WIRED (GET AWAY)
Hello All.
We are releasing this new demo exclusively on our blog. It is Called Wired (Get Away). I would believe it is like our Helter Skelter (ha). Please check out our other sites and stay tuned for updates on shows. We possibly will be cutting out of nyc and end up playing in philly in the next couple of weeks. Also we are planning a big party very soon so you can hear these amazing tracks live.
Much love
M
P.S
Benson hates this song. Matt loves it. Prolow doesn't give a fuck. Eric lives somewhere else.
P.S.S. Yes we have a song with parentheses
LINKS
WIRED
We are releasing this new demo exclusively on our blog. It is Called Wired (Get Away). I would believe it is like our Helter Skelter (ha). Please check out our other sites and stay tuned for updates on shows. We possibly will be cutting out of nyc and end up playing in philly in the next couple of weeks. Also we are planning a big party very soon so you can hear these amazing tracks live.
Much love
M
P.S
Benson hates this song. Matt loves it. Prolow doesn't give a fuck. Eric lives somewhere else.
P.S.S. Yes we have a song with parentheses
LINKS
WIRED
Monday, December 1, 2008
NEON VOODOO
hey party people,
so apparently the burden of keeping this blog from spiraling into the depths of emo-itude as matt langner drinks himself into a coma and discovers his "inner pussy" has fallen firmly on my broad, muscular shoulders. rowr.
so after a robust thanksgiving filled with the usual turkey, stuffing, and not being able to stand my family, i find myself back at our palace in jersey city heights. In addition to most of the food in my parents house, after this most recent visit i also obtained a kickass blender. to celebrate the new kitchen appliance, matt and i decided that the only acceptable way to spend the rest of the night was to drink a ridiculous frozen drink until we were shitfaced.
and so we arrive at NEON VOODOO...
neon voodoo is:
so apparently the burden of keeping this blog from spiraling into the depths of emo-itude as matt langner drinks himself into a coma and discovers his "inner pussy" has fallen firmly on my broad, muscular shoulders. rowr.
so after a robust thanksgiving filled with the usual turkey, stuffing, and not being able to stand my family, i find myself back at our palace in jersey city heights. In addition to most of the food in my parents house, after this most recent visit i also obtained a kickass blender. to celebrate the new kitchen appliance, matt and i decided that the only acceptable way to spend the rest of the night was to drink a ridiculous frozen drink until we were shitfaced.
and so we arrive at NEON VOODOO...
neon voodoo is:
Combine the vodka, apple juice, and mountain dew in a blender with about 6-8 ice cubes, and blend on high for about 10 seconds. Add more vodka if desired." (naturally, more was desired)
Basically, matt and i looked for the drink with the coolest name to drink for the rest of the night. well, that and a couple of bottles of andre because our fridge takes like 70 hours to produce 4 ice cubes.
To help speed up the process of inebriation, i am teaching matt the "Intervention" Drinking Game, developed by my girlfriend jackie and myself. this is where we watch the show intervention and drink certain amounts for certain scenarios in this horribly depressing show about people struggling with addiction. i know, i know, its completely tasteless, but honestly the show is so formulaic that the rules are guarenteed to work from episode to episode.
Basically, matt and i looked for the drink with the coolest name to drink for the rest of the night. well, that and a couple of bottles of andre because our fridge takes like 70 hours to produce 4 ice cubes.
To help speed up the process of inebriation, i am teaching matt the "Intervention" Drinking Game, developed by my girlfriend jackie and myself. this is where we watch the show intervention and drink certain amounts for certain scenarios in this horribly depressing show about people struggling with addiction. i know, i know, its completely tasteless, but honestly the show is so formulaic that the rules are guarenteed to work from episode to episode.
INTERVENTION DRINKING GAME RULES
Drink whenever someone cries
Drink whenever the person says they dont have a problem
Drink twice if they admit to the problem but say they dont care
Drink when there is childhood abuse
Drink when there is parental absence
Drink when there is parental drug abuse
FINISH YOUR DRINK when they relapse
THEN try not too cry because if you played the game correctly, shit probably got way, way too real
So, short story made shorter; we came, we drank, we got drunk.... straight up 'vini, vidi, vici-ed' a couple of bottles of andre and a good amount of smirnoff.
ttfn my loves
xxoxoxoxoxoxo
BEANSAUGHNASAIDHASDkasldnmasfkjnsa.fmas,f a
ttfn my loves
xxoxoxoxoxoxo
BEANSAUGHNASAIDHASDkasldnmasfkjnsa.fmas,f a
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