BIG SHOW AFOOT!

hello my babies

so! we have a lot of show news to catch you up on.

DC: VINI VIDI FUCK YOU
first of all we would like to thank all of our DC area friends for coming out to our show at solly's last thursday. the show was a lot of fun and kind of hilarious. after playing a really fun set for an amazingly supportive crowd, we all went our own ways and ran around dc getting ourselves into a myriad of nonsense. for starters, we met some wild ol' cougar named candace who told us dirty joke after dirty joke in between anecdotes about her days hanging out with the rolling stones (she unsympathetically referred to keith richards as an ugly old lizard), we had eric's grandma literally dance to our songs, ran over to (dave grohl's) black cat venue/lounge to get drinks with some weird older girl who hit on us incessantly and then cruised over to JONCON's spot to lose our minds and call it a night on a loveseat divided three ways. photo finish? YUP

EMERGENZA: GRUDGE-MATCH/SEQUEL/THUNDERDOME
THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
alright kids, i know hello midnight has been barking up the recently graduated, overqualified-underemployed, semi-impoverished tree for a while, BUT IF YOU COME TO ANY HELLO MIDNIGHT SHOW AT ALL, sugar, this is it.
for you un-hip few not in the know, we have entered a bracket style battle of the bands and have essentially made it to the elite 8; i.e. we are within striking distance of a booze-sponsored trip to germany for a killer tour, or some nonsense.
long story short: COME TO OUR SHOW ON SATURDAY, APRIL 18TH, 10PM. the more heads we pull, the better we do, the better our odds, the further we go, the more money we make, the more hysterical tweens, the more sold out stadiums, the more grammys we win, the more plaques on hollywood walks of fame, the more statues erected in our honor, etc. etc.

SO!
we would just like to make sure we thank everyone who came out for the DC show (or any other show for that matter) because we really appreciate all the support you guys have shown us. we have a lot of fun performing for you guys and hope you have as much fun as we do at our shows.
on that note, one more time we would like to plug the APRIL 18th SHOW so we can keep kicking ass in this tournament we have been dominating.

thats all for now my babies, keep listening and keep in touch,
love,
BENSiausndkjsandda,snda,masnd,asnsa
&HM